Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Secret Level - Honor of Kings: The Way of All Things 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  This is based on a mobile game what the heck

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  Secret Level - Armored Core: Asset Management 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  So sick

Popular reviews

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  Puss in Boots: The Last Wish 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Holy fuck! What a banger. Death was such a cool villain. Love that the wolf and jack Horner were evil for the sake of being evil. Inherently bad guys

  Fight choreography was off the charts. Great animation. Got into some very deep topics of purpose and belonging, shit fucked hard.

  They were really killing all the baker henchmen left and right! That was pretty gnarly for a kids movie to see all these dudes getting eaten and disintegrated lmao

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  The Polar Express 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024 5

  “Wahhhh the animation is weird”

  “Yuck everyone looks so sinister”

  “This movie blows”

  Just say you don’t have a childlike whimsicality and appreciation for the spirit of Christmas. My sense of merriment and wonder is greater than yours bozo, I’m out here celebrating the festive season, stack your bread up

  Fuck that one kid though

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