Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Ceremony Is About to Begin 2024

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I'm far from the first to make this observation but yeah this is basically Creep with a significantly less interesting antagonist

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  Falling Stars 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Great premise, lots of wheel spinning. Do we really need to stop the plot dead to find out whether the main characters are going to get on a talk radio show?

Popular reviews

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  Hell House LLC 2015

  ★ Watched 03 Jun 2017 11

  Oh hey I just found the script for Hell House LLC - a sack of rancid horseshit starring a bunch of yelly shitbros - and here it is:
  FUCK YOU BRO
  NO FUCK YOU
  NO REALLY FUCK YOU BROSEPH
  NO ACTUALLY FUCK YOU
  x 5000

  also, the scariest thing about this film is the disturbing number of positive reviews it's gotten on this site - what the hell is wrong with all of you

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  Guinea Pig Part 2: Flower of Flesh and Blood 1985

  ★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2018

  these youtube unboxing videos have gotten super weird