Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Jan 2025

  my partner wears flannels every day and has a killer moustache, so i've basically accomplished my dream of dating charlie swan

Recent reviews

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  The Long Hair of Death 1964

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  "you've had my body, but not my soul; i will never be yours."

  the long hair of death was kurt's chest hair, and nobody can tell me otherwise. woof. 

  babs steele, u truly have my heart on a stick <3

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  Small Soldiers 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025 2

  my brother had all of these toys, and i remember being obsessed with insaniac (i still am tbh). this film transports me back to my childhood and i am emotional !!!

Popular reviews

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  Piranha 1978

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  those piranhas really said fuck them kids, and fuck you too.

  reallllly wish we got to see more of that little stop-motion piranha dude that was at the beginning of the film, but overall this was pretty fun w some wild kills

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  Love Lies Bleeding 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Jan 2025 2

  i'm sitting in my living room alone and blushing and kicking my gay little feet, i love this freaky film so much !!!