Stephen Andrew Martin

Stephen Andrew Martin

A black sash cinephile of the highest order. 

I watch it all; the good, the bad and the ugly.

Favorite films

  • The Exorcist
  • The Wolf of Wall Street
  • Die Hard
  • The Social Network

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  • Malibu Rescue

    ★½

  • The Princess Switch

    ★★

  • Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★

  • Mary Poppins Returns

    ★★★★½

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  • Malibu Rescue

    Malibu Rescue

    ★½

    Put this in the "SO BAD IT'S GOOD" category. There's a weird dark undercurrent to the seemingly Disney Channel targeted adventures of the JR. MALIBU RESCUE.

  • The Princess Switch

    The Princess Switch

    ★★

    It’s like Netflix was sitting through Hallmarks trash.

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  • A Monster in Paris

    A Monster in Paris

    ★★★★

    Charming, weird little movie. Love the music and the setting.

  • A Ghost Story

    A Ghost Story

    ★★★

    My friend Shay once told me that this movie “was” him, so I’m writing my thoughts on this movie and replacing the title with his name and a male pronoun, as I promised him I would a long time ago. 

    So this is Shay, starring Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara:

    Shay has moments of genius. He sometimes flashes a very artistic flair that you don’t see often and is not afraid to experiment and take chances.

    There are points where…