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Heart Eyes 2025
A rom-com foundation with a horror movie decor, it is so self-referential that it inherits the flaws of both genres.
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The Brutalist 2024
Overheard in the Vista theater men's bathroom during intermission of a 70mm screening run:
"Bro I am so locked in."
"Bro, so locked in."
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The Last Thing He Wanted 2020
Watched at Sundance
It's as if an alien came to Earth after observing humans but never having talked to them, and created a movie. It is so bizarre and out of touch with humanity that an audience member feels like they've constantly missed something. It treats the audience like they're idiots while at the same time being so ignorantly idiotic. The dialogue is very self-satisfied, rife with unwitty quips and puzzling, surreally dissonant exchanges. Scenes don’t track with one another,…
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