Colin White

Colin White

Composed primarily of organic matter, stuck in an algorithm.

Favorite films

  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  • Caché
  • Dead Ringers
  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Heart Eyes

    ★★½

  • Sleep Dealer

    ★★★

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    Planet of the vapes

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★½

    A rom-com foundation with a horror movie decor, it is so self-referential that it inherits the flaws of both genres.

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    Overheard in the Vista theater men's bathroom during intermission of a 70mm screening run:

    "Bro I am so locked in."

    "Bro, so locked in."

  • The Last Thing He Wanted

    The Last Thing He Wanted

    ½

    Watched at Sundance

    It's as if an alien came to Earth after observing humans but never having talked to them, and created a movie. It is so bizarre and out of touch with humanity that an audience member feels like they've constantly missed something. It treats the audience like they're idiots while at the same time being so ignorantly idiotic. The dialogue is very self-satisfied, rife with unwitty quips and puzzling, surreally dissonant exchanges. Scenes don’t track with one another,…

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