Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2024

  HOLY SHIT. WOW. CINEMA IS BACK. I’ve been thinking about this movie for the past year HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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  Abigail 2024

  ★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Horrible, hilarious, WAS THIS CONCEPTUALIZED BY AI???

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Aug 2024

  This was a fun and terrifying movie! Love hot people, love spaceship design, and also LOVED that you didn’t get the monster doing the same thing every time. We got alienussy, parasite, etc etc so like they were all the same monster but in different ways. It was a little long and felt like watching a video game (so many challenges!) but fun! And the characters were smarter so that was good. YUH

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  The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013

  ★ Watched 23 Aug 2024

  if the exposition wasn’t so bad, the ending wasn’t so long, people were hotter, and clary wasn’t such a dumb annoying bitch i would give this two stars. 

  also they ran out of time to make simon into a vampire which was the best part of the entire series and i will never forgive them

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