Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This is how me and my gf look to our opps

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  Ivan's Childhood 1962

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  The shot of the water dripping from Ivan’s hand and then tilting up to reveal the well felt like a preview of Tarkovsky’s style to come.

  How is his first feature this good 😭😭.

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025 1

  I fuck Bella like Count Orlok 💯

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 17 Jan 2025 1

  This film was magical on the big screen. 

  “I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!“

  This is the only time I will post a review with a quote, it’s just too good not to.

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