This is going to shock you.
Please, ensure that you are seated.
Because this is a whopper of a thing.
A truly earth-shattering moment.
Bridget Jones ends up choosing the sensible, chattering-mess that is the adorkable nerd played by Chiwetel Ejiofor over the hottie.
I don’t know that this film qualifies as a legacy sequel because one has been pumped out every ten years. But boy did the writers have a fun time repeating each of the beats from the…