Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Eggers’s commitment to the craft of dumb & lazy endings never ceases to amaze me

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Movie of the year for people who enjoy a resting bpm of 20

Popular reviews

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  Little Women 2019

  ★½ Watched 23 Nov 2019 1

  Should be renamed, “Timothee Chalamet 1860s fall/winter look book”

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  North Hollywood 2020

  ★ Watched 15 Apr 2021

  From start to finish was pretty fucking terrible...
  Ryder McLaughlin has got to win whatever award is given to the most unlikeable main character in a movie done unintentionally. So many stupid elements in this film, and then there’s moments where it’s like “oh shit, Vince Vaughn” or “Oh shit, Miranda Cosgrove” even a “oh shit, Gillian Jacobs” but then all that little fragment of excitement quickly fades away as they give about as much effort to act as I give…