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  • Back to the Future
  • RoboCop
  • Ghostbusters
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  • Wolf Man

    ★★★

  • The Lighthouse

    ½

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★★

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  • Wolf Man

    Wolf Man

    ★★★

    So I went into this expecting the ending to suck. I was told by everyone that it did. This is a werewolf movie, there is no cure but death itself. What were you expecting to happen exactly?

    I think most of the hate stems from this being based on an original Universal Monster story and that it really doesn't at all resemble that. Which might trigger you if that's what you were expecting.

    But for me personally, it was perfectly…

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ½

    Artsy, noisey, boring. Not for me.

    Eggars seems a bit niche and weird.

    When a movie sends two people to sleep while simultaneously being noisey AF, that's a bad sign.

    Honestly. What the f was this? And don't be telling me I simply don't get it, I've seen YouTube personalities with less IQ than mud claim that this was a good one. There's no way they understood it either.

    This and "The Menu" are pure pretentious trash.

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  • Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

    Chris Rock: Selective Outrage

    ½

    Will Smith didn't slap him hard enough.

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.