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Frankie Freako 2024
A fun 1990s styled throwback to Gremlins mixed with the cheesiness of Ghoulies!
The director brings the same irreverent comedy he displayed in Psycho Goreman, which, at times, is needed since this is akin to a PG rated film. However, it’s fun to see a film, after all these years, embrace the 80s feel of a kids movie where we ask…. Is this too fucked up for the kids?
I have a feeling this one is going to get misunderstood… but it’s a fun, goofy, nonsensical time!
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Mickey 17 2025
If only the movie had as much energy as its trailer did..
…that’s it? Was I in a bad mood when I watched this? The directing is great, the premise is solid, the cast has so much going for it… BUT I was underwhelmed! The comedy seemed flat at times, the story meandered and was bloated… Even the deeper meaning of the film was just stiff and lackluster. This should have been THE movie of the year so far… but honestly, I was checking my watch…
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Heart Eyes 2025
The first romcom slasher (…at least that I can remember)
A fun date movie that walks the line well between slasher gore and parodying romantic comedies while actually making you invested in the characters. It’s not serious in any way… but it IS serious fun!
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The Loreley's Grasp 1973
A lizard werewolf movie? HELL YES!
Aka “When The Screaming Stops”. From the guy that brought you the Blind Dead series, comes a 70s cult monster slasher that has a lizard monster stalking naked women and hippies at night…. ONLY TO VIOLENTLY RIP THEIR HEARTS OUT!
An underrated gem from 1973 with some surprising gore and fun atmosphere. And also perhaps the dumbest hunter of all time…
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