Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  the 2016 one was a mass hallucination

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  Holidate 2020

  Watched 09 Dec 2024

  i apparently looked so miserable that my mom let me leave after sitting through half of this (i don’t need to see the rest i already know how it’ll end and so do you)

Popular reviews

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  Nightless Night 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2024 2

  don’t watch this in the theater across from the plaza because there’s a guy in the audience absolutely tweaking. he keeps running all over the place! at one point he even broke into the projector booth and blocked the whole screen for no apparent reason. the security guards can’t apprehend him because whenever they get close he swings this extremely bright flashlight around and pokes his finger guns into their face like a total maniac. 

  pretty disappointing because the film is zane’s best work but this freak completely ruins the experience. i really should’ve gotten tickets for mr. door’s show instead.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023 5

  people sitting in our seats who i lowkey had to fight, a couple making out right next to me, this girl who blinded me because she took pictures for her snapchat story every time ryan gosling was on screen (she was real for that actually)

  …  nothing could ruin this movie for me. nothing. i was mesmerized and at peace.