Favorite films

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  In the Loop 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Well, if you want to try and turn this into some anti-war protest, expect to hear your "mountain of conflict" sound bite everywhere, from ringtones to, fucking, a dance mix on YouTube, and I will marshal all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide.

  I think it's beautiful that Malcolm Tucker doesn't know what Star Wars is but he's watched Eraserhead. This movie is basically Dr. Strangelove for people who know who Ant and Dec are.

  Don't ever call me fucking English again.

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  Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1991

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025 13

  An epic confrontation between the guy from Fortnite and the guy from Mortal Kombat.

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  Trap 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Aug 2024 2

  Saw this in a mostly packed cinema, by the time the third act started half of the room was in love with the film and the other half were getting increasingly more frustrated with it, good stuff as always Mr. Shyamalan.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Unfortunately way more unfocused and unbalanced than I would have liked. I feel like the premise has so much potential and this doesn't really live up to that idea. Has some fun moments throughout and Robert Pattinson is always entertaining to watch, but overall it massively disappointed me. Also Mark Ruffalo wasn't as horrible as I'd heard, he was mostly(?) fine, him and Toni Collette definitely thought they were in another movie though. A better movie? A worse movie? Who knows!

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