Tom Baker

Tom Baker

Favorite films

  • Labyrinth
  • La La Land
  • Interstellar
  • Arrival

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    A great story brought down by unnecessary narration, questionable editing, and downright atrocious audio mixing. 

    Which is a shame really because when it’s good it absolutely soars. But it does feel liked it’s juggling a bit too much for its runtime. 

    Anyway the Creepers are so cute I want one as a pet.

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

    Holy shit, this is the longest creepypasta I’ve ever seen. 

    Fuck me this was frightening. Like, genuinely the most scared I have ever been watching a film (takes the crown from Mulholland Drive funnily enough). I spent half the runtime literally cowering in my seat, my hands half in-front of my eyes. Every time it cut from a quiet scene to a loud one I jumped. At no point did I feel fully comfortable. What a trip. 

    And I mean…

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  • Speak Easy, Die Hard

    Speak Easy, Die Hard

    ★★★★★

    The actor playing Jeremy should get a septum piercing. It would really suit him I think.

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    If you liked this you’ll LOVE the Glasgow University Screenwriting Society. 

    Probably the funniest horror movie I’ve ever seen thanks to the stellar acting and incredible script. Brought down by downright boring direction. 

    Also Mark S. was sleeping with his sister wtf???

    (edit: my bad he wasn’t - the actresses just look similar 🫣)