Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 2006

  ★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  Undeniably the greatest fight scene of all time.

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  It’s actually a very common misconception that there are any black people in the Caribbean

Popular reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025 1

  If you liked this you’ll LOVE the Glasgow University Screenwriting Society. 

  Probably the funniest horror movie I’ve ever seen thanks to the stellar acting and incredible script. Brought down by downright boring direction. 

  Also Mark S. was sleeping with his sister wtf???

  (edit: my bad he wasn’t - the actresses just look similar 🫣)

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  Speak Easy, Die Hard

  ★★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  The actor playing Jeremy should get a septum piercing. It would really suit him I think.