Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  There were a few too many Mickeys. 8 or 9 Mickeys would have been enough

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  Left to use the bathroom near the climax of the film and didn’t care enough to ask what I missed while I was gone

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Jul 2024

  I really wanted to love it. Although it starts off strong, I was gradually disappointed as the film played out. The atmosphere is well curated and truly unsettling, but art-house cinematography and moody lighting isn’t enough to make up for a half baked story. The characters are intriguing, with fantastic performances from Cage and Monroe, but the plot feels like an amalgamation of horror tropes that are never fleshed out enough to form a cohesive narrative. The legs were also not as long as advertised.

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jul 2024

  Hey listen man I don’t really care if we find the messiah or not, I just joined this cult so I could fuck Willem Dafoe