Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Crater Lake Monster 1977

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  come for a 70s version of a 50s bmovie stay for the relationship drama between two husbands who co-own a struggling boat rental service.

  Also, I watched bc i miss OR and it's not even the oregon crater lake. its the one in california. i didn't even know there was one in california. wtf.

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  Blood Lake 1987

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  yknow there really isn't any rhyme or reason to which shitty slashers I like or don't like. i just wasn't feeling it. would recommend if you like The Mutilator or Blood Hook
  great song, though. also love the shout out to god for drying that lake

Popular reviews

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  Period Drama 2022

  Watched 04 Jun 2023

  Completely captures the complete horror of your first period when no one ever warned you and you're a dumbass 10 year old (it was me i was the dumbass)

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 26 Dec 2024 2

  i love colour; i think good colour design is one of my favourite aspects of the aesthetic side of a movie. i love absurdly saturated colours, and they dont even need to have a reason for being there.
  this is not that. at all. (its a fucking eggers movie) this is such a drab, grey mop of a movie. and it’s fucking great.
  i keep wondering about how they built sets that looked good in black and white and the…