everything is computer… it’s true… #pirated dont ask me why girl i needed some slop and slop it was. unfortunately not in the fun way. corny and flimsy when it was trying to be serious (most of the time) and just unfunny when it wasn’t. tonal incoherence, nonsensical dialogue choices, and so many moments that just pmo’d….. walt disney invented robots then they turned evil then stanley tucci makes more robots and they’re evil in a different way. italian grandmother offers “a cannoli.” they play a completely earnest orchestral cover of wonderwall. $320 million. go to robo hell
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The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim 2024
tolkien helppp they’re using tumblr speak in your elaborate and beautifully archaic world
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Mary 2024
sacrificing biblical faithfulness in film adaptation is fine, nay encouraged, as long as it makes the story more interesting or more valuable or just better in literally any way which in my humble faux catholic (protestant baptised) opinion is not the case here. come on, you have the greatest untold story of motherhood and religious faith and humanity lying at your feet ribbon-tied with a 70 million dollar check and this is what you come up with?
looks like netflix’s vain and soulless action-thrillerfication epidemic of schlock rages on. merry christmas!
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