Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  movie of the year about having two gay divorced dads and trauma

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 30 Dec 2024 2

  not that good ? sarah squirm and i had the same hat so i said nice hat and she said nice hat also because we both had bright orange hats but she had a cooler orange hoodie and i wanted to ask where she got it but held my tongue

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  god that was a terrible narrative, no development or use of environment to give any depth to a single character or honestly just any decision? shot its load way too early and no system to tbe supernatural, or exploration of what "evil" even means. sucks when even nic cage as a freak character cant answe the "why?" of a movie. 

  bill clinton has very small teeth

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  Duel to the Death 1983

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Dec 2020

  i was promised boobs but got no boobs instead i got kite ninjas which sufficed im so good at watching movies plus the dub sucks

  
  edit: there are boobs i am just bad at watching movies