Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  Holy cannoli!

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  This shit slaps. Who knew?

Popular reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  If you really like the Alien movies and you’re into Marvel or Star Wars then you will probably have a good time watching this.

  You should know before seeing this film that characters will punctuate almost all climactic moments with phrases like, “Only one way to find out” and “Die, motherfucker!” Maybe you’re cool with that but it’s something I personally would have liked to know beforehand. 

  I also find it offensive that they gave the protagonist’s gun a shit load of…

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  Oddity 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  Damian McCarthy knows how to get me real good with the jump scares. It’s so nice to watch a horror movie that makes me scream my head off once or twice. They also managed to write a coherent story and remembered to finish the plot — a big win for a film made in 2024. 

  As with Caveat, there are moments in this movie that are instantly enshrined in my memory as top-tier creepy shit. Creative and unnerving.