I'll just edit my review from Sonic 2:
Fun and light hearted with lots of nods to the game and its system.
More of the same, but this time done better and bigger. Shadow join up and there is still plenty of quirks and funny moments. Could had skipped the whole dance battle thing but whatever, it's a kids movie.
Filipino + American Mad Max collab!
While very shallow in it's story, it makes up for pretty much non stop action, car chases and gun shooting. Plot is basically just mad max. Group has water, they trying to find water and two groups are trying to gain control of fortress that has the water. It's 100% in a desert/cavern setting so it's dusty and dirty at all times. The vehicle and costumes are passable for the low budget they probably…
I stood up and I clapped.
This is my first ever Steven Seagal movie. What an experience it was. This felt like a vanity project where everyone constantly praises him. Weither it's allies or enemies. Everyone knows and let's everyone know that he's a badass. The hilarious exposition and in your face environmental message but also he hangs out with the Inuit and suddenly has a spirit awakening and decides to go blow up the oil rig and everyone with…
Gor meets Yojimbo + Carradine.
Poster kicks ass, I just wish the movie did. Carradine is awful in everything I've seen from him. He plays a mysterious stranger that comes to a very small town with a well in the middle and 2 clans fighting for it. He plays both sides several times to get them to kill each other and everyone gets dupe constantly because he keeps just walking into places, taking money and getting the princess in and…
