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Companion 2025
made me sick to my stomach. enjoyed the pacing. i mean this completely neutrally but jack quaid was perfect for that role. sophie thatcher is incredible. JABOUKIE?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!??!!??!??
edit: bumping it up to a five star because i have free will and am still lying here at 2:30AM thinking about renting a robot to have sex with. about there being outdated sex robot models. there was such a palpable sense of dread throughout the whole movie. super tight story, didn’t fuck…
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Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood 2019
less shots of margot robbie’s feet and more shots of brad pitt’s arms
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As Above, So Below 2014
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
pros:
-hot french man
-very appealing to me as someone a little too interested in the dark side of religion
-character named after siouxsie sioux i can only assumecons:
-literally no exposition, if i hadn’t read harry potter i would have no idea who nicolas flamel was or what the philosopher’s stone is
-i HATEEEE scarlett so much. i didn’t have one reason to like her????? she’s hot and her dad died ok
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