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Submarine 2010
“Dear Jordana,
Thank you for letting me explore your perfect body. I could drink your blood. You are the only person that I would allow to be shrunken down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine. We have lost our virginity, but it wasn't like losing anything. You’re too good for me. You’re too good for anyone.
Sincerely, Oliver.”best film ever. 5,000,000 ⭐️
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Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen 2004
this is the best film that i have ever watched
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Saltburn 2023
after some deep soul searching and careful consideration, i regretfully announce that i am reducing my rating from 4 ⭐️ to 2.5 ⭐️:(
it seems as though a killer soundtrack is a good enough veil to trick a fool like myself into thinking this poorly thought out film was an insightful and deep piece of art
i am sorry. i will do better
the acting from the majority of the cast was mediocre at best, the storyline was rocky and…
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