Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sweethearts 2024

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  they should’ve fallen in love, I’m sorry

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  The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  “beautiful things don’t ask for attention”
  teenage me would’ve died for this

Popular reviews

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  The Merchant of Venice 2004

  ★★★ Watched 26 May 2021

  pros: 
  - antonio & bassanio’s kiss!
  - lots of hot people
  - fancy costumes
  - al pacino!! monologue king

  cons:
  - 2 hours 11 minutes of raging antisemitism
  - not a single good female character 
  - too much spit

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  Shithouse 2020

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 02 Nov 2021

  you’re colorblind and allergic to peanuts?

  yes. i wouldn’t have survived like a day in the before christ days. 

  this movie is precious to me. nothing captures the particular, acute loneliness i felt for so much of college quite like this. 

  cooper raiff is gonna be nominated for an oscar this decade, i guarantee it, and i remain in love with dylan gelula!!!