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Minions 2015
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i watched this movie in my news feed on facebook one night at 3 am. i was scrolling down when a video with a suspiciously long runtime caught my eye, only for it to immediately glaze over when i saw that it was the minions movie. my roommate gets up to get ready for bed when he sees me sitting at the computer, thoroughly entranced, and realizes that this is, in fact, the minions movie, uploaded to some meme page…
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020
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me when im thinking of ending things.
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Citizen Kane 1941
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ugly.Here’s a scathing review of Citizen Kane, reimagining it as a derivative and redundant piece of cinema:
Film Review: Citizen Kane
Let me just start with this: I don’t care how many film scholars or pretentious critics call Citizen Kane a “masterpiece.” I call it what it is—a bloated, self-important exercise in redundancy, masquerading as some groundbreaking feat of storytelling. It’s like Orson Welles read the How to Make a Movie manual and thought, “Let’s slap some flashy camera angles…
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National Treasure 2004
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national treasure when local commodity walks in.
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