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  Resident Evil 2002

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Yeah yeah the characters suck and there's no real ending, but it's still a funny movie. It's campy. I wouldn't put this on first thing in the morning but if I was scrolling through a Netflix-esque catalogue of garbage this would be more appealing to me than most.

  I do think it's funny that (from what I can gather) the zombie dogs get fanserviced in later entries in this series. Like they just have to keep putting them in because…

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  Vincent Gallo as Flying Christ 1981

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Even having Googled who Vincent Gallo is I feel like some of the reviews here come off as a bit hysterical. That said, I mean, this is 12 seconds of a guy jumping down the sidewalk with the frames (badly) cut so that he's hanging in the air. It's "okay" lol. The colors are fine. I guess the thumbnail is memorable, for as much as that counts as something "the film" does.

  I don't understand why this is seemingly popular. It's not even really "weird" to me, because that would imply this is very exceptional in any way.

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  Drive 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  IRENE
  (Changing the subject)
  What do you do?

  Driver hesitates.

  DRIVER
  I drive.

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  As a more real review I think this is very carried by its soundtrack. Like, granted, if the movie was totally muted this would still be a competent noir. A pretty slow one, but still like, good. I can see why people say this guy is so cool and just like them for real. This perception doesn't come wholly from memes or anything.

  Buuut I also…

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  I'm sure everyone has seen the "penis to vaginaaaaa" bit so I'm going to ignore talking about the music (most of which is just "bad")*.

  This is kind of a mind numbingly stupid movie. I'm still not entirely sure what the plot of this film was even supposed to be, and the way it chooses to economize the plot it does have is very bizarre. We get a whole club scene with Selena Gomez and her new boyfriend - a…

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