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A Quiet Place: Day One 2024
someone explain the rules of this universe to me bc it’s not all adding up. stepping on glass gets you killed but wading through water is fine? and cats are just invincible? also you’re telling me this guy doesn’t take his tie off for 72 hours of the apocalypse?
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A Real Pain 2024
is this a drama or documentary cause I feel like Kieran and Jesse are just being themselves? a very tough watch as someone who hates tension, awkward situations and confrontation
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The Alpinist 2021
so confused on how to rate this because Marc-André wowed me as a person and a climber, but the entire time I was watching this documentary I was mad at the filmmakers because it seemed like Marc-André didn’t even want to be filmed. I also didn’t need the director’s vocal input throughout the whole movie.
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Mr. Holland's Opus 1995
full of every cliche imaginable with a side of being a shitty father and having an affair with a student
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