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In the Mouth of Madness 1994
"Never, never, never throw chips at a driver."
Two Twin Peaks actors came up and it just made me wish I was watching Twin Peaks. Wish the entire movie had been more like the last quarter of it. Not John Carpenter's strongest prop work.Translated from by -
Longlegs 2024
Would have really benefited from being shot like a movie, not a horror movie. I wish I liked this one as much as everyone else seems to. Long and drab.
What's wrong with characters having personalities?
Silence of the Lambs a lá David Lynch is a great idea, but this inn't it. The lead is so boring that I literally can't even comprehend what she's saying.
Takes itself way too seriously for a movie that's so devoid of genuine creativity and originality.
Over hyped, hipster horror.
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I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020
"I don't really know much about art, but I like pictures where you know what you're looking at. What's it called? Uh, abstract. I don't get that."
A lifetime of pain abstractly deconstructed. Those who occupy the emotional world, who can occupy a film's world... It's not about story, or sense, it's more about emotion and space.
"Well, maybe think of yourself as the person looking out at the scene... If you were there, looking out at it... you'd see…
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Phantom Thread 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I hated this movie so much that I finally made a Letterboxd account just to review it.
First of all, it's horribly boring. I waited for over two hours in hopes that something-- anything interesting or emotionally evocative would come from the characters or the story, and yet here I am. The sun has risen on the world, and all it reveals is that this movie is just really, really dull.
How many times do we need to see Alma…
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