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Favorite films

  • Troll Hunter
  • They Live
  • Paddington
  • Swiss Army Man

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Slotherhouse

    ★½

  • Companion

    ★★★★½

  • The Gorge

    ★★½

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★½

    This had a really fun premises and then had fun with it. Went in knowing absolutely nothing and it was all the better for it.

  • Falling for Christmas

    Falling for Christmas

    ★★

    This really was a movie.

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  • Downsizing

    Downsizing

    ★½

    What a woefully unfunny, unimaginative movie. An interesting premise that probably would have been better served as a quirky indie 80-minute piece, rather than this droll, meandering, over-produced trudge.

    The "sci-fi" is simultaneously taken too seriously and not considered enough, when it probably should have just been hand-waved, or fully explored the interesting ramifications of the technology it proposes.

    Dire script, phoned-in performances, and so many missed comedic and philosophical opportunities I'm not even sure where to start.

    Matt Damon's…

  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    When I say that Cats is horrific at best, and pathetically tepid at worst, and that the world would be better off without it, I need to emphasise that this refers to the original source material, and that as far as adaptations go, Cats, The Musical, The Movie, wasn't nearly as bad as it's being made out to be.

    Focussing attention on the lacklustre CGI is entirely missing the point, when every aspect of the film as at least as…

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