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Favorite films

  • Amélie
  • Babe: Pig in the City
  • Güeros
  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

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  • Ella Enchanted

    ★★½

  • Mustang

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • House of Flying Daggers

    ★★★

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  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★

    Having seen the four most known screen adaptations of Louisa May Alcott's Little Women, I must say with all my heart, that Beth March is one of my all time favourite characters in cinema history, and that piano sequence always makes me bawl my eyes out. God bless you sweet girl. ❤️

    Also this Laurie sucked 😴

  • Amélie

    Amélie

    ★★★★★

    This review contains spoilers for Amélie, just watch it first, it’s a masterpiece :)

    When you search up the meaning behind Amélie, everyone seems to be rooting for this “there’s always someone for you” or “don’t give up you’ll find love”, which I like and appreciate, but if I wanted that from a movie I’d watch “Punch Drunk Love” or “Kajillionaire”… what I personally think Amélie is trying to say is, No, nobody is doomed, not with the right mindset…

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  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    ★★★★

    Just makes me resent the common hatred of the idea of being a parent in younger generations, like I understand that kids are annoying but those are not your kids. They are other peoples shitty kids! sure I hate it when a little cunt is sat behind me on the bus screaming his tits off, but if that were my kid I’d probably still love him anyways. I used to be a full on anti-natalist until my little brother was…

  • Manderlay

    Manderlay

    ★★★½

    Ain’t no Dogville, but still really great. 

    Credits slapped just as hard tho.

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  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    ★★★★★

    2.9 😐 (at the time of review)

    Literally sobbing, if you give this film less than a 4/5 then you either have no heart or are a “just” guy

  • Smiling Friends

    Smiling Friends

    ★★★★

    Season 2 was so fucking good it made me laugh laugh laugh har har har