Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Thing 1982

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  I like the way the thing moves when it’s a little head crab and it tries to escape the room without anyone noticing. You go little buddy 🥹

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  Miss Congeniality 2000

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  This whole movie was made specifically for the last joke “I really do want world peace”

Popular reviews

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  The Last Starfighter 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2023

  this dude has the greatest problems anyone ever had.
  "oh please bro only you can save the universe"
  "babe i need you to satisfy me on the reg"

  double feature this one with a new hope

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2024

  I have major beef with the entirety of film Twitter and a lot of you now. You’re all frauds

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