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Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Holy shit it’s amazing. Need this relationship almost as badly as I need Fassbender’s outfits here. Also a really REALLY good score.

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Hilariously unsubtle but really really good. Excellent performance(s) by Pattinson!

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Rewatched 30 Dec 2024

  “He is infinity. Eyes sparkling like a jeweled diadem, and then… putrescence. Devourance.”

  Nosfera2 was great except for my brother who is the worst person to engage with any kind of art with. He would read little red riding hood and say “she’s stupid I would just shoot the wolf. I’d never be confused”

  He called Ellen a cheating bitch and I almost threw my whole shoe at him

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  Kraven the Hunter 2024

  Watched 22 Dec 2024

  This was literally written by a man named Dick Wenk.

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