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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  This is my new favorite piece of shit.

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  Citizen Kane 1941

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2024

  I purposely went out of my way to make this the 1000th movie I’ve ever seen. I’ve heard of this movie’s legacy for years. Always seeing that it was touted at one of, if not the, best movies ever made. I went in with it tempered expectations because how could something actually live up to that hype? Citizen Kane isn’t what I’d personally consider the best movie of all-time, but it’s damn close. Which is even more impressive given its age.…

Popular reviews

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  Skinamarink 2022

  ½ Watched 31 Jan 2023

  If you like shots of fucking ceilings, boy do I have a movie for you?

  The synopsis of this movie could’ve made a truly great horror movie. You could’ve done so much with it.

  But they chose to spend the entire runtime with ugly, abstract shots because they thought that was cool & different. But it was just fucking boring & headache inducing. It wants to be abstract, but it relies so heavily on tropes. It does the outplayed “cartoons from the…

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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2023

  This movie made food the most disgusting shit in the world. I’m never eating again.

  Good movie though!

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