SphsFlrbrd

SphsFlrbrd Pro

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Blue Velvet
  • Videodrome
  • Possession

Recent activity

All
  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    ★★★★

  • Blazing Saddles

    ★★★★

  • Jules and Jim

    ★★★½

  • Dancer in the Dark

    ★★★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person

    ★★★★

    Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person is a dark, quirky misfit comedy that can be depressing at times, but not ultimately hopeless. It’s about these two meek and off-beat characters who meet amidst their fumbling adolescence. Their chemistry is awkward yet endearing, as they both seek reason and meaning for their own existence. The direction, cinematography, and excellent synth soundtrack all lend themselves to the film’s spacious and nocturnal aesthetic, with meticulous use of dim and neon lighting. The plot is…

  • Blazing Saddles

    Blazing Saddles

    ★★★★

    Pull nearly any scene from Blazing Saddles and in a vacuum, it’ll seem wildly offensive. But within the context of the entire film, this is a wickedly witty (and yes, very crude) satire that leaves no question as to who the targets of parody are. Would this get made today? No fucking way. But its rousing social relevancy and ineffaceable comedic performances are undeniably great. This thing has some of the funniest one-liners and exchanges I’ve heard in a long…

Popular reviews

More
  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★½

    Damien Leone does not miss, delivering another hysterically mean-spirited masterpiece that exceeds expectations. Terrifier 3 is a sure-fire sequel that will appease fans of both 1 and 2, basking in the raw vileness of the former while expanding the mythology and incredible characters established in the latter, with some fun homages thrown in for good measure.

    Lauren Lavera continues to stun as Sienna, portraying a more broken, unhinged version of the character dealing with the fallout from the previous film’s…

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives

    ★★★★½

    I’m late to the game on this one, and the more I put it off the more daunting it became, with expectation verging on an unreachable summit. Those fears were quickly quelled, because this is a film that breathes beauty. It soaks in its surroundings, its conversations ebb and flow, and it lingers on expressiveness of its performances, all with tender and genuine conveyance. This is a truly lived-in experience, and it’s striking how fast I found myself enamoured with…