Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Yi Yi 2000

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2024

  Wdym the patterns of my life will continue to repeat if they remain unresolved and unexamined 😭

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  Holy Motors 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2024

  When there are no more Denis Lavant fans left, it means that I have passed away.

Recent reviews

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  Sunset Boulevard 1950

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Gordon Cole 💜

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  Strictly Ballroom 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Gorgeous Australian nostalgia, featuring the most beautiful Coke ad you'll ever see 😆 BRING BACK DOLLAR DAZZLERS!

Popular reviews

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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 10 Feb 2021

  Greenaway + John Paul Gaultier opulence 😍😍

  Albert (Gambon) is one of the most vile, vulgar + boorish characters I've ever seen. Gross prick always makes me mad 🤬

  Helen Mirren is an absolute vision in Gaultier, her performance mesmerising. Magnificent.

  Seeing the dining room (red) for the first time made me tear up 🙃 so fucking gorgeous.

  Is Greenaway the Master Of Decay? Of everything?

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  No Reason 2010

  ★½ Watched 01 May 2020 2

  Firstly, this is a fucking awful film. World's Shittiest Dante's Inferno feat World's Shittiest Cenobites. World's Shittiest German Cock Torture and Piss Dungeon.

  To top it all off, the female protagonist is stark raving naked (albeit covered in gore) for 80% of the film. If you told me a horny edgy 15yo wrote it, I'd believe you.

  BUT I watched it for the gore, and overall it was pretty alright, some clever sleight of hand, few things I haven't seen before. This is for gorennoisseurs only.