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The Lighthouse 2019
a fucking treat of a film. an absolute FEAST for those of us who love to eat gravel.
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Being John Malkovich 1999
AITA for possessing the body of john malkovitch in order to fuck the woman my husband was attempting to cheat on me with
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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald 2018
a joyless slog that feels like the truncated adaptation of a 500-page novel that doesn't actually exist
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Pacific Rim: Uprising 2018
imagine having your head forcibly held underwater for two hours while the first film plays from the back of the room and you might come close to replicating the feeling of watching this movie
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