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Lady Bird 2017
About as original as a tumblr mood board. Its trite repetition of high school tropes is devoid of any drama or surprising moments. The gay reveal and losing virginity plot line make this feel like American Pie but with weaker comedic performances. More cuts than Death Race 2. Average shot length is under 3 seconds. Feels like it was made for people who enjoy “vines that butter my croissant” compilations. Pacing is abysmal and fundamentally lacks understanding of montage as…
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The Lonely Villa 1909
watching these old films plagiarise each other is funny to me, like bro nothings been made yet the worlds ur clam
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