sporemon

sporemon

I like going into movies blind and I like pretty men

Favorite films

  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • The Princess Bride
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • Spirited Away

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  • The Greatest Night in Pop

    ★★★½

  • Knives Out

    ★★★★

  • Barbie as Rapunzel

    ★★

  • Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses

    ★½

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  • The Greatest Night in Pop

    The Greatest Night in Pop

    ★★★½

    everything minus the song was new information to me and it just made me want to read about American history (and world history, for that matter) from an artistic point of view; music, fashion, visual arts. why decades music sound the way they do, how those artists came to be, political and global influences, etc etc. Note to self to look up good reads with that specification. really interesting context with this song though. I can only imagine how thrilling…

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    I’ve been wanting to watch this for years now so I was coming in with highish expectations … lots of whiplash in the exposition with so many characters and stories to keep track of but once things got going they got GOING and the ride was super fun. I could tell I was gonna enjoy the character writing from “beforeafter the elephant.” I wouldve loved to smoke a joint with Harlan. 
    Unsurprisingly I also love bastard characters and Ransom (CANNOT…

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  • Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular

    Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular

    ★★★½

    If you still watch this yearly you’re definitely queer lmao. I feel like whoever you had a crush on as a kid says a lot about you here I’ll go first I was an Orson girlie

  • Teeth

    Teeth

    ★½

    the way this was written and directed by a man immediately puts this off color taste into the whole premise and ahem. Situations this girl goes through especially considering it’s implied that the male gynecologist not only gets his fingers back but also presumably keeps his job and faced no further repercussions ??? And how the movie lowkey framed the roofie guy’s SA as totally ok UNTIL it was revealed he had sex with her for a BET like that’s…