Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Arrival 2016

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Visually impressive and had a decent score. However I found the story dragged on and nothing really happens. Shame

  6 floating turds out of 10

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  Control Freak 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Ah yes. Another film based around the metaphor of mental health and demons, yet wrapped in a different skin. 

  It’s well made, the cinematography is good and has a decent score and is well acted. 

  The story though is very slow, and I found myself checking my watch to see how much was left, as it really wasn’t doing anything for me. Then the last 20 minutes happened and it cranked it up a gear. Cool creature design and some minor gore. Enough to drag this out of the abyss….

  5.5 itchy scalps out of 10

Popular reviews

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  Found Footage 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2020

  Well this little gem caught me off guard! Fuck me it’s dark!  A seriel killer films his victims then films himself doing them in. It’s really well done, realistic and brutal. Well acted all round. Very believable. 

  Shit name for the film but don’t let that put you off. Not sure why people have given this such a low score? Maybe they don’t like the dark content? It’s a horror movie ffs.....

  8 stalker maps out of 10

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  The Amusement Park 1975

  ★½ Watched 14 Jun 2021

  I don’t know what film everyone else has been watching but I thought this was fucking boring. So what if George Romero made it? Am I supposed to get my dick out? A social look into how old people are treated ( allegedly)

  3 old cunts out of 10