“In the kitchen making soup for the advocate.”
I’ll watch almost anything which is less of an attribute and more like a curse.
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The Jerk 1979
"Father, could there be a god that would let this happen?"
There are plenty of reasons why the world sucks right now and the fact that comedians like Steve Martin just don't get a chance in today's entertainment landscape is one of them. Maybe not the top reason but it's on the list.
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Mascots 2016
“What with that and me only having one bollock, it’s amazing I made it through school at all.”
Much more of a slog than I remember but it does have Susan Yeagley explaining the concept of 2-for-1 deals and that really made me laugh.
Why isn’t Parker Posey in more movies? And why isn’t Christopher Moynihan in any movies?
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Scream VI 2023
“What’s your favorite scary movie?”
“Um…not that one hahaha.”
I’ve seen a lot of movies. Too many movies. At this point in time, just over 5.1k movies. By and large, most movies are good or at least have one interesting/redeeming element to them. I want to like the movies I watch.
Out of those 5.1k movies I’ve seen, I’ve only rated 22 as 1/2 star. This is number 23. There is literally nothing here that I enjoyed. There was not…
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Blow Job 1980
“Eliminate your brain. It’s preventing you from seeing the cosmic dance we are dancing.”
The majority of this was pretty dull and I have no idea why anyone at any point would title this Blow Job but things picked up once the surreality got stronger. The scene where a witch with an eyepatch wildly swings a torch at a naked man only to multiply into two witches wildly swinging torches at a naked man was a highlight.
However, nothing was more…
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