Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Irreconcilable Differences 1984

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 07 Aug 2020 1

  if i married lucy van patten i would simply love her with my whole heart and cherish her forever. rip to albert but i'm different

Recent reviews

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  Signs 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  took away a whole star for underuse of merritt wever and cherry jones. justice for isabel.

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 19 May 2024

  [norm macdonald voice] and here's my review: not gay enough

Popular reviews

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  Cloudburst 2011

  ★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2021

  when! will! men! stop! telling! lesbian! stories!
  olympia and brenda were amazing. i'll leave it at that.

  also an unsettling amount of full-frontal male nudity for a film centered around lesbians

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  Frozen Assets 1992

  ½ Watched 05 May 2020 1

  Contender for worst movie I've ever had the displeasure of watching. If I could give it zero stars I would. Shelley, WHY!? What were you thinking?!