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Recent reviews

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  Hackers 1995

  Watched 11 Dec 2023

  Hackers . . . more like I Wouldn’t Kick Her (Angelina) Out of Bed For Eating Crackers!

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  Clerks III 2022

  ½ Watched 15 Oct 2022

  I generally dislike pithy Letterboxd reviews, but this movie does not deserve words beyond the ones I am about to utter:

  Clerks III is a big dirty diaper of a movie. It’s Funko Pop: The Movie. I would rather spend a night in jail than bear witness to this thing again. Oops!

Popular reviews

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ½ Watched 26 Dec 2021

  why oh why didn’t i take the blue pill

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  Raw 2016

  ½ Watched 28 Jul 2021

  artless nihilistic trash disguised as “allegory”

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