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  The Gorge 2025

  ★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  i had pre-written a funny review for this. instead, i say: don’t watch this movie

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  Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  This was cute. Missed opportunity not having Kylie deal with the rabid dog since opossums are immune to rabies

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  this is an excellent movie AND i got to explain to kels what a laparoscopic hysterectomy is!

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Feb 2025

  “wasn’t this movie made in 2020?”
  “nah not enough people hated elon musk yet”

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