Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lilo & Stitch 2002

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  it’s crazy Disney used to make shit like this regularly the new movie is gonna be shit from a butt

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  Misery 1990

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Thank GOD she never had the internet

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2023

  Took a 50 mg edible beforehand and I cried. The four year old next to me had a great time tho

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  “You think you’re so great because you have boats!” is so real. Literally what I would say if I knew someone rich enough to own boats