Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Knuckle 2011

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Absolute unit of a grampa in this one

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ½ Rewatched 03 Dec 2024

  Two films here: in the background, a beautiful, farcical postmodern neo-Roman dystopia recalling Verhoeven and Carpenter, starring Shia Leboeuf and John Voigt with classic lines like “That’s your pussy” and “check out my boner”. In the fore, a story about how utopia is Elon Musk beating the stat rape charges to build Hudson Yards through private public partnerships. 

  Narratively, thematically, politically in contention for the worst and dumbest movie i have ever seen. It’s really hard to think of a…

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  Possibly the least coherent politics in any movie ever. 5 stars if it was just about Ken.

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  Reflections of Evil 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2020 1

  Tfw (that feeling when) when the chemtrail hits and you start puking blood