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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 30 Sep 2024

  divine viscerality

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  National Anthem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Sep 2024

  Sickening and unexpectedly relatable

Popular reviews

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  The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2021

  ★ Watched 04 May 2021

  brain rot just ew so bad I expected more because I really liked into the spiderverse but this... I thought the grub hub memes were misjudging but wooow like there are no words for how shit this was. Formulaic and... condescending? It's so devastating this is what kids are growing up with now. I'm hurt by this mockery of a good family film and scared that this will be like valid now. Only ok thing is the gay protagonist rep but that's long overdue and a cherry on this DOGSHIT

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  The Batman 2022

  ★ Watched 04 Mar 2022

  No batcock? No cattiddies? Riddler didn't spread his cheeks once... u guys don't bother

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