Stewie

Stewie

Film homeschooled.
I remain a skeptic of art rankings.

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  • The Big Clock

    The Big Clock

    Further support for my theory that a movie can't be bad if it prominently feautres a big clock.

  • Bringing Up Baby

    Bringing Up Baby

    'Saw it in a theatre this time. The audience GASPED when the dog noticed the box.

    Good vibes.

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    I can’t think of a more appropriate way to review Megalopolis than with a couple of scattered, unconnected thoughts as I start to digest:

    I immediately got giddy when I first saw the huge divide between reviews and first impressions.
    I knew I had to see this in theaters when I realized how much the conversation around it reminded me of the way people talk about Speed Racer (both the detractors upon that movie’s release, and its champions, many of…

  • Clifford

    Clifford

    Combing over the footage and pulling out fistfuls of hair trying to decipher how tall Martin Short is. Internet says just one inch shorter than me, but then there's one or two shots in this movie that make me wonder if they're doing some kind of Peter Jackson forced-perspective wizardry. 'probably easy to do when he's sitting down, or shot from waist up, but during the house party? when his full body is in frame, and there's a crowd of…

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