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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2022

  Currently trying to figure out a way to turn myself into a blue creature because these guys are unbelievable!! Great agility, speed, and bravery; would make a great contestant on American ninja warrior. 

  I had the luxury of seeing this masterpiece in the theaters and let me tell ya, baked or not, the visual effects are fireee. Jake Sully is HIM. Spider is HIM. Mama avatar is HER. Only disappointment was I was told I would see “many” avatar raj…

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  mother! 2017

  ★★½ Watched 05 May 2022

  What the actual fuck! Easily the most chaotic film I’ve ever seen. There’s a glimpse of some Jennifer Lawrence titty early on so if you just wanna watch that and then turn it off that’s totally fine because I can assure you, you’ll be confused as shit at the end.

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  Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Apr 2022

  The boys and I hopped in the V and sport moded our way over to White Castle in preparation for this film…and boy was it worth it. Although, I got bashed for getting a plain slider, cake on a stick, and grape Fanta , Harold and Kumar literally bathed in White Castle, ordering basically everything off the menu. After watching yet again a spontaneous film, the only thing I got from this one is that White Castle is life changing…

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  Starsky & Hutch 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Apr 2022

  This film is spontaneously awesome! Starsky is a bitch and hutch reminds me of myself…lit af. First scene left me with a bottle of cetaphil lotion and some tissues due to the sexiness of kitty. Titties somewhere around the 37 minute mark. Enjoy:)

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