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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024
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Better than I expected! The effects were indeed very special, the CGI occasionally going full-on uncanny valley and pulling me out of the incredible setting. Note that I called the setting incredible and not the story: Miller creates a rich sense-of-place and really immerses the viewer in what it's like to live in a world like this. But I lost the thread of the story a couple of times due to the literal absence of exposition in the script. The…
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Venom: The Last Dance 2024
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My number one complaint about Sonyverse Venom and Eddie is that they lack the tenderness of their 616 counterparts. They rarely and barely seem to even like each other. This movie is too busy trying to be funny for that, so when the ending comes it just doesn't have the weight that it could.
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Barbie 2023
Editing this review to say that this is seriously the most appropriately white feminist thing ever to happen in relation to this movie: everyone crying about this movie being "shut out" of the Oscars when the Latinx woman co-lead actually got nominated for Best Supporting Actress.
I thought this movie was supposed to move mountains and kick the patriarchy in the dick. Actually it’s just a two hour Mattel ad that never mentions race or class. Not even once. How dare you ask me to give a single shit about a doll having an identity crisis.
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Morvern Callar 2002
This movie is terrible. I watched it back in college and even during the most try-hard moment of my life, this movie felt like it was trying too hard. Nothing anyone does in this movie makes sense, no one is likable, and Samantha Morton repeatedly says "Morvern Callar" like she's never even heard the words before, even though they're literally her character's name.
Look. I have watched plenty of artsy shit in my day but this movie is not artful,…
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