Favorite films

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★½ Watched 24 Aug 2024 1

  I've never known what to rate a movie less than I know what to rate this. somehow worse and better than prometheus. the dumbest shit I've ever watched yet I'd watch it again instantly. so funny I cried. I couldn't understand anything they were talking about and the cast was 30 people too large. the xenomorphs are unrecognizable in every single behavior and are most easily defeated by mcdonald's play place style netting above anything else, including guns. michael fassbender…

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  locked in on this way harder than i was expecting but i guess that's what growing up on tennis and being gay will do to you

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  got to pay special attention to the butterfly motif present not only on ani but on other working class women as well on my second viewing and it hit different i won't lie.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024 1

  nosferatu: Silence, dog
  me: 🤐😶

  I'll probably have to revisit this rating in the future, not sure in which direction, but as it stands I loved it. very careful adaptation of the book that was still determined to make a name for itself in its vision and production quality. lily-rose depp, bill skarsgård, HOW did you two do that. that goes for all of the other actors as well because there wasn't a single weak link, but especially those two.…

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  After We Fell 2021

  ½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  the most offensive dogshit i've ever seen